Miranda Wrote It


I think I'm funny. You probably will too- at least sometimes. If you don't, I'd kindly ask you not to take time out of your busy day to tell me so.

Thank you and have a lovely day!

If you'd like to email me things that aren't SPAM, please do so, here:

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If you'd like to send me SPAM, I'd like to slam your hand in a door.

But, if you'd like to send me your product to try and/or review and write about, I'll do so! If you'd like to ask me questions, please do so here:

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Ask me questions about cooking http://www.formspring.me/MirandaWrites

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Ask me questions about REALITY TV http://www.formspring.me/MirandaWrites

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What was the first R-rated movie you were allowed to see?

What was the first R-rated movie you were allowed to see?

Answer here

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What famous/infamous person, dead or alive, would you most like to see on a reality show about their life?

What famous/infamous person, dead or alive, would you most like to see on a reality show about their life?

Answer here

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Why doesn’t your husband have a formspring.me page? Don’t you think that’s kind of rude to not support you in the job that you love?

That’s a really good question. I bug him and bug him about it and he just flat out tells me to get back in the kitchen and make him a potpie.

I have answers for clever questions you ask me.

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Whennn are you coming to Knoxville again? :)

Probably not anytime soon, but I hear coming to California is way cooler than living in Tennessee.

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If you could make one person fall in love with you who would it be?

Ashton Kutcher. That’s right, I said it. He’s also got a formspring.me: http://www.formspring.me/aplusk Dover, I’m THIS close.

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What’s the origin of your name?

My mother always joked that she was being arrested for prostitution when she went into labor. I hope it’s because she thought the name was pretty and she really was joking.

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Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how’d you get them?

I have a large one on my left thigh. My cousin and I were playing tag. I was “it” and instead of tagging him, I tagged an oak chest with brass SHARP edges. No stitches, no bandage and I don’t think I cried. Afterward, I walked barefoot on broken glass and swallowed a sword.

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I had a roommate who ate honey mustard taco salad. I used to think cheese sandwiches were weird. I don’t really do weird food. I tend to like food that tastes good and I can pronounce.

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