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3rd March 2010

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Reason I-Lost-Count My Boyfriend is Funnier than Yours

So, I’ll go ahead and shamelessly admit that I am a fan of Denny’s.  Hello, Moons Over MiHammy and their ranch… oh don’t get me started.  I’d wash my hair with that stuff just so I could suck on my strands and taste that dressing all day.  Sick.

So, I get emails from Denny’s because I thought by signing up, I got stuff for free.  Today was no exception.  I got an email advertising free refills on pancakes and french fries.

Upon forwarding to Dover he says, “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE NOW?! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS PANCAKES x infinity.”