January 2009
4 posts
Wisdom Comes with Age
The Flash: "There are only 26 letters in the alphabet…"
Me: "No, there are 27.
The Flash: Are you sure? Hold on [proceeds to count with fingers while SINGING the ABCs]…x…y…z… yeah, there are only 26, babe."
Me: "Okay, then I never said that."
The Flash: "Okay, then you never said that."
Flash in the Pan... err... Toilet
Friday night rolls around and as most of us are settling into:
Ahh, It’s the Weekened Phase
I was settling into:
Puking and Shitting My Brains Out Phase
As if I needed another display of why I’m such a lady (*ahem* he doesn’t know about the fisting request), I got food poisoning on Friday night. I could not tell you what I ate, but I was unable to keep anything down all of Friday...
Jammin' Along -10 Degree Weather
A favorite told me I’m not being candid and so, guess what?
I’m so in-love-at-first-sight. I can’t get enough of this guy. I lie in bed with him and I smile the second I wake up, just knowing that he’s next to me. I don’t mind that he’s only 24 and divorced.
I think it’s great that his parents are devout Christians and I think about one day marrying this guy. I do. I totally imagine...
30 Minutes, 5 Days
have no idea how this much time has passed since I’ve written. When was the last time I went a month without writing? Normally I am very self-involved, but not to this degree.
In the past month, I’ve celebrated holidays and hugged my baby sister. I’ve toasted champagne with friends and kissed him at 12:19 January 1, 2009. I’ve cried and I’ve laughed and I’ve cried out of laughter. I’ve...