December 2008
5 posts
Dates and Walnuts
If you live in Indiana, you know that this state gets futt-bucking cold. You walk outside and the wind smacks you in the face and doesn’t buy you dinner first. Like that dog that greets you at your friend’s house, by sticking its snout in your rectum. That is what Indiana’s winter is like.
When your roommate puts a towel over her windshield to lessen the time spent scraping- you know...
Gymboree!!
Sometimes you look back on your past and just can’t help but shake your head and “what the fuck” all over the place. I sometimes wonder if I do it on purpose. I try to shake things up by seeing how large a loser, how much baggage they bring or in this last case- let’s get one who lives at home with his mom! Yes, I totally did.
Coming from someone who’s really not all into dicks (the ones that...
Miranda's Little Helpers
[Dated: 12/10/2008]
Christmas to my family is more about being together than gift giving. Last year my father wrapped $100 bills in boxes and gave them to me. Or, I should say that my sister wrapped my “presents”. My dad fashions everything into the shape of a Tootsie Roll when he wraps. He’s not a patient man or cautious of what paper goes with what bow.
After unwrapping, we headed to the...
19 Pounds
[Dated: 12/04/2008]
… the amount of weight I’ve lost since March. Most of it has been here in the last three months or so.
For me in the past, I’ve equated relationships to words like “comfort” and “content” and especially for me, “getting fat as a mother fucker”. I have this wonderful ability to fall into a relationship and fill my pants full o’ fat ass. Back in 2000, I tipped my scale at...
A for Effort
[Dated: 12/2008]
You know, I hardly give credit where credit is due? With the passing holiday and another coming upon us, it’s dawned on me how blessed I am. The people I have in my life are truly amazing.
I’ve learned so many things from so many people and for the first time in my life, I feel like I really know who I am. More importantly, what I want and what I don’t. Not just in...