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October 2011
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What was the first R-rated movie you were allowed...
What was the first R-rated movie you were allowed to see?
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September 2010
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What famous/infamous person, dead or alive, would...
What famous/infamous person, dead or alive, would you most like to see on a reality show about their life?
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May 2010
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Why doesn't your husband have a formspring.me...
That’s a really good question. I bug him and bug him about it and he just flat out tells me to get back in the kitchen and make him a potpie.
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April 2010
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Whennn are you coming to Knoxville again? :)
Probably not anytime soon, but I hear coming to California is way cooler than living in Tennessee.
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If you could make one person fall in love with you...
Ashton Kutcher. That’s right, I said it. He’s also got a formspring.me: http://www.formspring.me/aplusk Dover, I’m THIS close.
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March 2010
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What's the origin of your name?
My mother always joked that she was being arrested for prostitution when she went into labor. I hope it’s because she thought the name was pretty and she really was joking.
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Planes, Training and Auto Sales
The past few weeks have been a blur. I’ve been faxing and emailing and calling and learning income tax accounting for small businesses. I’ve been working on our payroll and learning the ins-and-outs of being a landlord.
I’ve decided with all the free time I have, that I’m going to start YET ANOTHER blog. People do it all the time – relocate and fornicate – and I certainly think there is a...
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Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd...
I have a large one on my left thigh. My cousin and I were playing tag. I was “it” and instead of tagging him, I tagged an oak chest with brass SHARP edges. No stitches, no bandage and I don’t think I cried. Afterward, I walked barefoot on broken glass and swallowed a sword.
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I had a roommate who ate honey mustard taco salad. I used to think cheese sandwiches were weird. I don’t really do weird food. I tend to like food that tastes good and I can pronounce.
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Reason I-Lost-Count My Boyfriend is Funnier than...
So, I’ll go ahead and shamelessly admit that I am a fan of Denny’s. Hello, Moons Over MiHammy and their ranch… oh don’t get me started. I’d wash my hair with that stuff just so I could suck on my strands and taste that dressing all day. Sick.
So, I get emails from Denny’s because I thought by signing up, I got stuff for free. Today was no exception. I got...
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What kind of music can you just not stand to listen to?
Two words: Pink Floyd. Five Words: Almost everything Ben listens to.
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Relocation Overload
So, if you’ve read me for any extended period of time, you will know that I make a lot of plans I don’t follow through with. I’m:
going to hair school
going to actual school
going to write more
going to paint more
going to work out more
going to read more
going to going to do everything more
And then I find out that I’m moving to San Fran. It’s for a job...
February 2010
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Wicked Stuff Wednesday
1) Maybelline Eye Studio Lasting Drama Gel Eyeliner – Blackest Black (also comes in Charcoal, Brown, Eggplant, etc.), $9.99 on Ulta.com:
photo credit: Ulta.com
This stuff is absolutely amazing for several reasons I feel comfortable mentioning. The first is that it doesn’t burn the crap out of my eyes. I have sensitive eyes/skin/feelings/etc. It doesn’t burn them, even when I...
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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?
Even to this day, I still laugh out loud at Friends. That show was awesome. As far as shows that aren’t supposed to be funny but you can’t help but laugh - TOOL ACADEMY. That show is brilliant…brilliantly ridiculous.
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Dover Does Kardashians
Me: [Turning on the tail end (no pun intended) of the latest Keeping Up With The Kardashians]
Dover: Oh man, we missed the last one.
Me: [looking over at him with a giant grin]WE missed the latest episode?
Sunshine (Fri)Day
I need to figure out a breakfast to eat that doesn’t leave me hungry by 11 on the dot. Well, it’s actually 10:38 and I’m already hungry. I do the protein/carb combo and I’m noticeably hungry by this time every morning. Any recommendations?
I digress.
While digressing and driving to work this morning, I thought of something. Yes, I think of things regularly. This morning in particular, I was...
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If I wanted to send you an email at work, what is your email address??
Work email addresses are for work emailing. If I knew/know you, I’m sure you could find an avenue to get a hold of me.
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If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?
This is going to sound SUPER CHEESY. I’d wake up as myself. I kind of like myself. I’m not going to start referring to myself in the third person or wear tshirts with my face on them, but I’m pretty blessed and happy with myself and my life.
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Cupid's Stupid
This weekend was a little unexpected fun, drinky-drunky and petty fights over office furniture. No seriously, we really did fight over office furniture. Putting a desk together really tests your relationship’s foundation. Dover and I didn’t talk for 30 minutes.
Friday night we went to Yats. It’s a local favorite that serves Cajun food. Everyone raves about it and up until Friday, I had no...
Pretzel Pete
Me: Aren't they delicious?
Dover: I wish these came out of our kitchen faucet when you turn it on.
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Is it true that if you don’t “use it” you “lose it”?
Yes, that applies to every facet of anyone’s life. That includes the dirty parts, Ben.
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Do you think you and your loving, intelligent boyfriend should get YATS tonight (Thursday)?
I think my loving, intelligent boyfriend should pull the peas out of the freezer and start boiling some water for the pasta.
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What kind of music do you typically listen to?
I like a lot of stuff you don’t hear on the radio and A LOT of music in general. I draw the line at Pink Floyd, though.
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What’s the one thing you think we should get for the office to make it a little more fun?
Sumo suits.
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How many types of tea do you have at home?
I’ve managed to migrate them all to the office. I really like black tea and green tea. I don’t like iced tea and you’ll never see me drink Chai tea. I’d like to say TEA once more for good measure.
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Snuggie vs. Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit: Which do you think would be best for impromptu roof-raising while sitting on one’s couch?
Hands-down, I vote for that Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. It provides all over comfort and well, you can’t monogram a Snuggie. The only drawback of the HFSS - you don’t have as many options for accessorizing. I mean, what kind of...
Put That in Your Book and Read it
A while back when I asked for book suggestions, a lot of you suggested She’s Come Undone. Holy Mother of Cheese Sandwiches!! This book is phenomenal! I can’t even put it down! Like I’ll be sad when I finish it and I don’t have that time where I look forward to picking it back up. Seriously, one of the best books I’ve read in a VERY long time. Thank you. ...
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Where do babies come from?
Well Olenka and 12 year-olds, I believe babies come from your mom and your dad touching stomachs on Saturdays under a full moon.
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How was your first week? Was it as you expected?
I expected it to be fun, funny and fast-paced. My expectations were met within hours and exceeded on the first day. I don’t think I ever expected to be as blown away as I was when I walked all the way into Ryan’s office and saw the Mario Bros. Fatheads all over the walls.
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Grey Skies Aren't Going to Clear Up
Grey’s Anatomy really doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s too much sadness, drama and I can’t take McSteamy seriously after seeing the scandal with him, his wife, a crack pipe, that crazy bitch from Sex Rehab w/ Dr. Drew, and her jacuzzi tub. Almost as much as I can’t take myself seriously for admitting that I watched that show… over and over again.
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If you could have lunch with anyone in the world who would it be?
I’d like to have lunch with someone who did a lot for others and didn’t want credit or ask for anything in return. That kind of selflessness needs to be learned and appreciated.
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What’s the meaning of life?
I think if I really knew the answer to that question, I wouldn’t tell anyone until I had it copyrighted. There is no right answer. Do what makes you happy. Unless, what makes you happy is killing people. Don’t do that.
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Go to Work, Turn 100
So apparently, I’m a hundred years old. It is 9:29 and I’m ready to go to bed. No, seriously. I can go lie down and fall asleep.
Someone tell me this feeling will go away and I’m just settling into the whole work routine again. I’m not sure I can handle falling asleep twelve and a half hours after I walk into the office.
Comm(ent)unication
Formspring.me - Formspring me! There’s a box to the right and you can ask me questions, username or not, and if they aren’t spam and if you’re not disgusting, I’ll answer them.
Feel free to comment now. It’s in the upper corner. You’re only allowed to comment if you’re going to be nice and say something intelligent, funny, or nice. Don’t be an...
January 2010
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Goody Two(Shoes)Thousand Oreos!!
I must say that here recently I have found myself in between a stick of butter, a couple cups of sugar and a teaspoon or two of vanilla… extract. I have tried my hand at baking recently. I can’t tell you how much it frustrates me to no-end to bake. (I actually cried after step #5, 6, or 7 of this recipe.)
I would much rather cook. I can cook a plethora of soups, meats, roasts, and...
“Nathanael: The Undertaker is like Voldemort — he can hear you say his...”
– Wiki: The Undertaker and Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter
Things
Don’t forget the “iPhone self-portrait taken from above so as to appear you have a giant head/angular jaw and no lower half.”
Bravo!
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Things I hate: iPhone self-portraits.
Things I hate even more: iPhone self-portraits in restrooms.
Things you are allowed to do: Call me a hypocrite.
Book Bait on a Hook
There’s an entry before this one where I bitch about Dover. Yes, I know. Two entries in one day, what am I thinking?? Otherwise, I wanted to get some input from you guys on what’s good to read right now? Now that I visit the library regularly, I’m on a reading frenzy. That being said, I try and check out fluff stuff, self-help and quirky reads from time-to-time. Below is a pic...
“I love this so much:
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read...”
– St. Augustine (via dreamondreamer) (via roberto) (via quote-book)
Poopy Pants
Me: Did you just fart?
Dover: Yup!
Me: That is awful.
Dover: You're welcome.